Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Beverage of Gods


May I present to you the only liquid refreshment you'll ever need 'til infinity and beyond. This particular brand of bottled beverage offers you the perfect blend of tea, water, and sugar, thus creating the most sought after flavor in the entire universe. The flavor itself remains unchanged from the very first time it went on the market in the 1970s but this godly beverage has been able to entice every single tongue in the nation and beyond. Unlike Coke, you can't clean your toilet bowl with it so it's a heck of a lot safer for your body (that is, until you get that diabetes). Regardless, you can't find a more perfect blend of tea anywhere else in this world.


Now, behold, the latest revolution from Sosrodjojo, the 1 liter Teh Botak (Teh Botol Kotak) family pack. Actually, it's not as much as a revolution, but what the hey! It's bigger (duh!) and it's relatively cheaper. Happy, happy, joy, joy!

9 comments:

dewa said...

omg! FLIPPIN' NUTS!!!!
hope they export this fam pack as well ....

and true, this is more than ambrocia itself, this is devine.

Helix said...

You can say that again!

dewa said...

omg! FLIPPIN' NUTS!!!!
hope they export this fam pack as well ....

and true, this is more than ambrocia itself, this is devine.

(as requested)

Helix said...

You can say that again!

Sayang di Aussie ga ada ya Wo... . Wakakakakakakak.

Adhitya said...

di jogja ada gak ya?

Helix said...

Nah, itu dia Dhit. Kayanya distribusinya belum sempurna. Di Jakarta aja belum tersedia di semua pasar swalayan. Entah ya di sana.

Adhitya said...

paling gak duluan lah daripada di ostrali, kan biasanya tersedia di jawa dan bali :D

Helix said...

Kasihan ya mereka yang tinggal di Australia... . Untung kita ga tinggal di Australia Dhit... .

Anonymous said...

Waktu itu aku cari2 di Indomart gak ada. Padahal udah horny bgt gara2 temenku cerita ada begonoan yg satu liter. But actually.. aku lebih prefer teh kotak ultra yg coklat itu daripada ini. Tapi kalo gak ada ya wat de hek lah ya boo.. still.. "I don't drink coffe I take tea my dear.." *Sting*