WHAT THE FUCK?

What a fuckin lousy day at Valencia. Don't get too cocky Hayden, you didn't win the tiltle by skill! Let's see if you're still in luck next year! SHEEESH!!!

Fun Fact Number Two

We all know that Pluto is a dog, right? Then what about Goofy? He's a dog too, right? Then why does Goofy have no problem talking whlie Pluto limit himself to barking? Perhaps Pluto hasn't quite evolved to the talking dog phase like Goofy.

Fun Fact Number One

Donald Duck never wears pants, only his trademark sailor shirt. But why the hell does he always use a towel to cover his tailfeathers everytime he comes out of the shower?

I believe I first heard this joke from Chandler Bing. Thanks to a friend for reminding me.

For the Billionth Time, Apple Photobooth Rocks!

I dunno how many times people have uploaded Apple Photobooth pictures to their blogs. But hey, I don't care. Now it's my turn!!!




My big, roundish, retarded face.





A cyclops with four arms... and a big hairy butt chin.





"My, what big teeth you have!"

"All the better to eat you up with."

And, saying these words, this wicked wolf fell upon Little Red Riding Hood, and ate her all up.

My Dog's Phobia

Last night, when I was publishing my blog, someone knocked on my bedroom door. Well... it's not really a knock, more like scratchings and loud bangings. Whoa... this must be... the Ghost of Eid Ul-Fitr(*) Past coming to haunt me for my past mistakes (It's basically like the Ghost of Christmas Past, only Moslem, LOL!) So I carefully crept out of bed, dawdled to the door, and slowly opened it, just enough to let me take a peek. That's when I saw this big, whimpering, 11 years old, brownish dog. His name is Cota (stands for Coklat Tua - Dark Brown). He's the alpha male of my three dogs. But last night, he sure didn't look like it, more like the omega male. When he saw me, he immediately pushes his nose up through the door.

"Okay boy," I said, "you can come in, but watch your fur! No shedding inside!"

So he hurrily went in and nervously traipsed back and fourth, occasionally putting his ear up. That's when I realize that this is Eid Ul-Fitr eve and Indonesians often celebrate it by putting up simple fireworks and firecrackers. This has been one of his phobia. Everytime he hears a loud bang, he enters omega mode, crouching beneath a table, begging for human company. Luckily, at midnight the people ran out of firecrackers, so he willingly went outside.




The omega male...


(*)Eid Ul-Fitr: The feast marking the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting.

My Inner Celebrity

Uploaded this picture to www.myheritage.com and found some interesting facts. Apparently I'm related to these guys:



This explains my Chinese heritage. (Ann Kok is a Singaporean born Chinese actress / singer)




This explains my ruggedly handsome looks, not to mention the shockingly magnetic charisma. (This dude here is some mexican soap opera actor)




This explains my charming singing voice. (J.D. Fortune is the winner of last year's Rockstar INXS)




This explains my twisted form of creativity. (David Blaine, the street magician)

For Real?

There's a hoax going on the internet since earlier this year. A touch sensitive iPod for the mass coming out on the holidays. But if this IS a hoax, hands down, it's brilliant! Apple will clearly hold on to this one! C'mon Jobs, mass produce it already!

Oh, here's a link to Apple’s recent patent applications regarding the touch sensitive iPod:
http://hrmpf.com/wordpress/84/apple-patent-app-touch-sensitive-ipod-with-multiple-touch-sensitive-surfaces

Mac Fever

been foolin around with my mac stop cant post new blogs antime soon stop sorry for the inconvenience stop see you soon stop