Your Smile Tastes Like Rubber!

Do people frown at you everytime you smile? Do you have a hard time expressing happiness? Well say no more, help is on the way. Introducing the beauty smile trainer. This jelly like rubber will help you smile better so that people don't throw stuff at you anymore. Now, if only someone could help Mr. Nicholson shrink away his grin.

Buck You!

... and buck you too, Fush!