The 5 Most Annoying Places for a Mosquito Bite

1. On the upper wall of the nasal cavity (that's the the upper wall of the inside of your nose for you who don't speak medically, or don't open wikipedia compulsively for his/her blog :))) ). Try scratching it. Yeah, right now. Easy? Now imagine doing that when there's a swelling. (BTW, you look good with your finger in your nose)
2. Just beneath the eyes. If you scratch it, the swelling gets worse. And suddenly you have the worst plastic surgery ever performed on a human being.
3. On the sole of your foot. You can apply lotions, but try sratching it... . C'mon, humor me, try it.
4. On your tongue. Enough said.
5. On junior... . Yep, good old junior... . FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SCRATCH IT!

Some of them are based on experience. Which one, you said? Number five, you said? No comment, I said.