Whovin and the Whatmunks?

Wow, bad movies does come in waves this year. Alvin and the Chipmunks will be out this holiday season. Just like Garfield, the Chipmunks have found their way to the big screen via the magic of CGI... and they have Earl as their human father. We'll see how that turns out.

Question: Did Earl marry a squirrel???

Bad Movie! Sit! Bad Movie!!!

The Seeker, Highlander: The Source, Van Wilder 2, Minotaur,... ick! Who allowed these B-movies to the big screen? Check out the depressing reviews on the Seeker here. Highlander??? I didn't even realize people still make those. Van Wilder = Ryan Reynolds, not his goofy indian sidekick slash apprentice. The first Van Wilder ain't that bad but what's the point of making the sequel if you failed to sign the leading actor from the first movie? And don't get me started on Minotaur.

Where have all the good movies gone? It's been two months of famine and if this goes on I'll completely lose all my faith in Tinseltown. At least American Gangster will be out this month. Let's hope some of the good ones will open up just in time for the holidays.

I miss going to the movies.

Man, get a room!

Your Smile Tastes Like Rubber!

Do people frown at you everytime you smile? Do you have a hard time expressing happiness? Well say no more, help is on the way. Introducing the beauty smile trainer. This jelly like rubber will help you smile better so that people don't throw stuff at you anymore. Now, if only someone could help Mr. Nicholson shrink away his grin.

Buck You!

... and buck you too, Fush!

SpongeBob TubePants

This 15" monitor is a must have for anyone with a pineapple for a house (and bananas for a brain).

One Leash, Please!